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I told my doctor I heard buzzing,
But she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night.
After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
I almost fell down the stairs and now my wife and l are in a heated argument as to
whether her gasp was fear for my safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout
My dream job is to clean mirrors.
I can really see myself doing that.
My wife kept going on and on about what we should use the empty drawer for.
Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it.
