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Sadly, I do most of my proof reading after I hit sned.
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.
It's the bear minimum.
Exercise makes you look better naked.
So does tequila.
Your choice.
It amazes me how much ‘exercise' and 'extra fries' sound alike.
I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years.
I tested positive for coke.
Why don't pirates travel on mountain roads?
'Scurvy.