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I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.
People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.
My wife asked for something with diamonds in it for her birthday.
I bought her a deck of playing cards
The worst pub l've ever been in was called The Fiddle
It was a vile inn
Diet Tip: Eat food off other people's plates.
Those are their calories. They don't count.