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My pet frog has a sprained ankle.
He's very unhoppy. 🐸
What did the shipmates find in the toilet?
The captain’s log.
I got banned from the local park for training squirrels to line up by height…
Apparently, they didn’t like me critter sizing.
Wife: “Did you know it takes five sheep to make one sweater?”
Me: “I didn’t even know they could knit.”
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts…
It wasn’t easy… it was a rocky road.