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What has five toes and isn't your foot?
My foot.
The rule “I before E except after C…”
Has been disproven by science.
I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.
I tried it but it strained my eyes! 😎
In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
What do you call a soup made entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere?
A broth of fresh air.