Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present.
Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential.
Disappointed, she set the deed down and said...
“I don't want a lot for Christmas.”
What begins with E and ends in E but only has one letter?
I’ve adopted a pet termite and I’m calling him Clint.
If you drive a Subaru backward, what are you?
U r a bus.
I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits.
So far, all I have is "nine".