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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend ?

Meat patty.

I received a flyer on anger management the other day.

l lost it.

I was reading a book called ‘The History of Glue’.

I couldn’t put it down.

My wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Our local auctioneer has passed away.

He was somewhere around 30?
35? 35? 40.