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The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains
gives hope to many people.
When your wife starts a sentence with "when you get a chance" just go ahead & start putting your shoes on.
She means now.
Just before l pass away, I'm going to swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels... just to make the cremation a bit more exciting.
I just paid my taxes.
The roads should be fixed any day now.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get the proper support, people will think we're nuts.
I got my wite a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange as she always likes to dig up things from the past.