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I always see more people walk into
Walmart than out of Walmart, but the meat is cheap, so I don't ask questions.
Cars these days have too many gadgets.
I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
My wife hit me with a baguette yesterday...
I told her she was going to jail for assault with a breadly weapon.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfaklin
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People tell me that my grammar stinks.
That's really harsh. She's 101, bless her.
You know you're over 40 when you have “upstairs ibuprofen" and “downstairs ibuprofen".