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Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.
Tech support: “sigh.
Fine. Right click on your hamster...”
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
This New Year I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:
pictures, mirrors, scales…
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I'm having a hard time dealing with this...
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.