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To the lady with all the screaming kids at Walmart who's wondering how the box of condoms got into her cart...
You're welcome
I came home & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me.
None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
I'm the type of person who goes to a party, and makes friends with the dog!
Vaping is weird... you walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but smell like strawberry muffins...
The first 3 letters of ‘Sweden' and ‘Denmark' spell out ‘Sweden.'
The remaining letters spell out ‘Denmark.'
People who sleep with their phones on silent don't care about anything in life.