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My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him: "My door is always open."
I started reading a horror story in
braille.
Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.
I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and am tired again today.
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "It's worth it to spend money on good speakers."
That was some sound advice.